dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im holly from the hills drunk
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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