Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Randomize
