Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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