By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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