do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
im on a boat
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