Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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