Don't you send me to vm
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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