U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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