nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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