$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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