stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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