Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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