My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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