so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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