I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize
