A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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