I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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