she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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