sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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