Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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