btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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