The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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