she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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