do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
only if we run a train.
done.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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