People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Fuck appropriateness.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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