Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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