Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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