I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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