what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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