it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
