Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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