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  The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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• (714): View more from California

  You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.

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• (310): View more from California

  Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"

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• (716): View more from New York

  The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao

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• (585): View more from New York

  WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He could stay over, if you'd just ask.

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  Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"

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