what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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