Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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