Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode