i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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