i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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