I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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