My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.