I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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