Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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