So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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