Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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