I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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