he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
