So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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