Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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