and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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