So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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