Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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