Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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