You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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