i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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