Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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