Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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