your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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