they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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