Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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