Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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