There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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