We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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