The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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